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Island #15: Guam – the world’s biggest Kmart!

Guam is Micronesia’s hub and an important tourist destination. I found it rather boring compared to other Oceanian island nations, with the local culture limited to some Disney-like displays for tourists.
Capital: Hagåtña
Inhabitants: 162.742
Area: 545 km2 (cf. Canton of Basel-Landschaft 518 km2)
Inhabited islands: 1
Languages: Chamorro and English are official.
Around the island: ca. 130 km on good roads (that’s something, in Micronesia)

The Passport Party

Entering Guam is entering the United States, which means: Much stricter passport checks than anywhere else in Oceania. Passport control at Antonio B. Won Pat Airport is automated. You have to scan the passport yourself and answer a couple of questions on the screen. The automat then prints a slip of paper which you have to hand over to an immigration officer. The officer checks the biometrics and asks some more questions. I was lucky, the officer was friendly and curious about my onward trip to Chuuk, which he considered a great plan. My brother was less lucky: His automat slip had a big black bar on it (probably randomly generated), meaning additional checks. He was stuck for an hour in the corridors of the immigration officers, mostly waiting for brief interviews.

IMG_20190907_115235Welcome sign at Antonio B. Won Pat International Airport

What makes Guam unique

  • Almost all political offices in Guam are in the hands of women. Congress has only 15 seats, mandated by a single constituency. Also here, 10 seats are held by women.
  • I have never been to a country with worse public transport than Guam. There is no transport at all at the airport and just two or three busses per day with obscure schedules linking Hagåtña, the capital, with other places on the island. The situation is slightly better in the touristic Tumon/Tamuning area. But these busses are overpriced (4 USD per ride) and do not go beyond the tourist area.
  • Guam is overly touristy – something I never saw before in Oceania. The whole Tumon/Tamuning area is developed for this purpose and looks like beach resorts anywhere else in the world, not even a hint of Oceanian local flavour. Tourists come mainly from Korea, China and Russia. Many things are marked only in these languages and not even in English! It was quite useful to speak Russian.
  • Guam seems to be a wedding destination. All hotels in Tumon/Tamuning have their own wedding chapels on the beach or above the cliffs. The official entry form of Guam even lists “wedding” as an option under “reason for travel”.
  • Local Chamorro culture is almost extinct; it still exists in a limited degree in some Southern villages. The Chamorro are a minority in their own country, there are even more Filipinos living in Guam than Chamorros. I barely ever heard any Chamorro language spoken, apart from the very present greeting “Håfa Adai” which everybody uses. In Hagåtña, there is a “Chamorro Village Night Market” each Wednesday, a brutal perversion of local culture on display for masses of Asian tourists (see below).

P1070027View of the touristic Tumon Bay/Tamuning Area from Puntan Dos Amantes.

My best experience

…was eating out in Guam. Both Asian and U.S. cuisine options are really good – e.g. the burgers at Guam Brewery’s taproom or the spicy ramen noodles at Fuji Ichiban. And I did not even try all the Jamaican, Filipino, Chamorro and other options. I particularly appreciated the good food after touring the other Micronesian countries with their rather dull culinary situation.

IMG_20190926_114122Taiwan Ramen at Fuji Ichiban. I later went to Taiwan and never got such good ramen.

My worst experience

…was visiting “Chamorro Village Night Market”, supposedly a place to explore the local culture. What I found was a large compound of concrete stalls selling souvenirs to large crowds of Asian tourists, surrounded by at least ten grill kitchens which produced a lot of smoke and sweetish marinated grilled meat. It was difficult to meander between the large tourist groups, and the food was disappointing compared to Guam’s great restaurants. There was also a dancing show going on. Due to the large crowds, I could not see much, but I am quite sure the dancers were Filipinos from the tourist industry. At least I hope the real Chamorros would not do such a thing.

National symbols

P1040708Guam’s modest congress building

P1070077The coat of arms of Guam

Did you know that…

…car plates in Guam are very specific? They even show the village where the car is registered (TL=Talofofo, MZ=Merizo etc.)

…Guam seems to be a regional power? Other Micronesians consider it to be the big neighbour.

…the world’s largest Kmart is in Guam? Before coming here I was not even aware what a Kmart is. But indeed it is a very large shop for all kinds of food and non-food products, and apparently one of the main attractions of Guam for people coming from other Micronesian countries. (Not a surprise, considering the shopping options there.)

…there was a small-scale Dengue outbreak in 2019? Insect repellents were suddenly sold out and the politicians said intelligent things like “Dengue is certainly not a good thing”, “tourists are very sensitive to things like this”, or “we don’t call it outbreak, we call it cases”.

…7% of the population are Chuukese? A bookshop in Micronesia Mall even sells a book with “My first 200 Words in Chuukese”.

DCIM100GOPROGOPR0526.Unique at least in Oceania: Pope Jan Paweł II statue in downtown Hagåtña

Practical Information:
International transport: Guam is Micronesia’s hub, with daily connections to Saipan, the United States, Taiwan, China, and Japan. Within the region, United flies several times weekly to Palau, Yap, Chuuk, Pohnpei, Kosrae, Kwajalein, and Majuro. Star Marianas Airlines flies twice weekly to Rota in the Northern Marianas.
Inland transport: Public transport is very limited. There are a couple of shuttle busses which commute between the bigger hotels of the Tumon/Tamuning area and some major malls in the same area. There is no public bus going to/from the airport. Very rarely, a public buslinks Tumon/Tamuning with Hagåtña, but it is very difficult to find out the schedule and the bus stops. Taxis have cartel-like prices, charging up to 30 USD for the 4 km from the airport to Tumon/Tamuning. Stroll Guam, the local version of Uber, is a cheaper alternative: I paid 14 USD for a ride from Hagåtña to Tumon.
Accommodation: There is a lot of accommodation in all price ranges in the very touristic Tumon/Tamuning area. Most of these hotels look a bit run-down. Their target group are Asian tourists, so sometimes it is even hard to find information in English or Chamorro, which are the local languages. Outside Tumon/Tamuning, there are very few accommodation options.
Food: The local Chamorro cuisine is quite similar to the Filipino food. Good places to try are the two Mezkla restaurants and the Chamorro Village Night Market in Hagåtña, which offers huge quantities of sweetish marinated meat to Asian tourists. I did not like it very much, though. What I did like was the high quality of Asian food, e.g. Fuji Ichiban Ramen, which has two branches in Tumon. There are a couple of diner-style American restaurants, too, plus the notorious U.S. fast food joints and two craft breweries: Guam Brewery in Tumon and Garabao in Hagåtña – both quite good.
Money: Guam uses the U.S. dollar and the situation is almost the same like in the United States, i.e. ATMs and credit card payment are widely available. Credit Card payment is a bit less popular than in the U.S., though.
Communication: Guam is one of the few places in Oceania where foreign SIM cards do work, at least mine did. There are plenty of free Wifi spots, too: in hotels, restaurants, and malls.

1 Kommentar

  1. Hello, I’m really enjoying your island blogs. I lived on Guam from 1994 – 1999. What you should understand about the Chamorro culture is that was almost completely erased by the Japanese Occupation. The population was not allowed to speak their own language. When I lived there the grandparents spoke Chamorro — the parents did not — and the grandchildren were learning it in schools. The Chamorro have an amazing culture of hospitality. If you give them respect — the adopt you right into their family circle. I will always hold Guam dear in my heart.


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